CXnovel Chapter 227 : Please Give Me Your Mom's WeChat, Thank You
Chapter 227 : Please Give Me Your Mom's WeChat, Thank You
The team competitive events were just these two relay races, and the 3000-meter and 1500-meter long-distance races were the events Lin Li felt he could most easily win first place in.
Self-discipline gives me freedom.
Vitality gives me confidence.
With a little more training during this period and learning to master the rhythm of running, Lin Li believed that breaking a record and getting some extra points shouldn't be a problem.
Since the task gave a chance to double the rewards, he would try to become the person with the highest cumulative score in Nansang Middle School at this year's sports meeting.
If he could break two school records in these two individual events, it should be pretty secure.
Moreover, Lin Li had just checked on his phone. The records for these two events at Nansang Middle School weren't exaggerated. Even if he broke them, it wouldn't cause any problems, like being taken away for slicing and research.
Unlike other events, such as the shot put record, which was said to have been set eight years ago by a senior who was already at the level of a third-grade athlete in his first year of high school.
14.93 meters.
A first-year high school third-grade athlete doesn't actually sound that impressive, and just by the title, it's indeed not rare. Athletes in some events can even reach the first-grade level in their first year of high school.
But in the shot put event, when a first-year high schooler's body hasn't fully developed, throwing a five-kilogram shot put this distance is already very exaggerated. It requires talent; hard work is hard to make up for it.
But for Lin Li, if he practiced the technique and used [Charge], it wasn't impossible.
If he used the "Limit Breaking Talisman," Lin Li felt it would be as secure as could be.
The problem was, breaking this kind of record would contrast too strongly with his physique. He would definitely be targeted by the school's PE teachers. Moreover, in this kind of event, once you throw, you can't control the result, unlike running where you can check your watch and adjust your speed at any time.
In shot put, you can only control the power at the moment of throwing. But if the power is too low, you can't break the record; if the power is too high, Lin Li would be sliced into pieces, one piece for you, one piece for me.
So Lin Li didn't consider this event at all.
Wang Ze: "?"
What the hell was this guy mumbling just now?
What male homosexual guarding silver and involving gold.
(Translator's Note: A pun on "nan tong shou yin she jin" (boys guarding silver and taking gold) and "nan tong shou yin she jin" (male homosexual masturbating and ejaculating)).
"But since you put it that way, I also hope you can involve gold (she jin) instead of leaving gold (yi jin)," but Wang Ze knew what he should say at this time, "I will always support you from behind, looking forward to the day you show your might (yang wei)."
(Translator's Note: "Yi jin" sounds like wet dream, "yang wei" sounds like impotence).
Wang Ze's brain circuit followed quite fast.
Lin Li immediately denied: "I am showing my might for everyone, I am very low-key, I don't show my might (yang wei)."
"No, you show your might, everyone doesn't show their might."
"You show your might."
"You show your might."
"You guard silver."
"I take gold."
"Then let's begin."
"..."
After a baffling conversation for a while, Wang Ze interrupted, asking curiously, which was also out of concern:
"Lin Li, I know you've been exercising lately. Although your psychological quality is still shit, your physical quality is now gold-plated shit. But don't slap your face until it's swollen to look fat like Baowei.
The 3000 meters is no joke. When I usually train, eight 400-meter sprints with a thirty-second interval in between make me feel like dying. It's very tiring. Don't get hot-headed. If you really get lapped then, you'll lose face and lose your right to choose a mate forever."
"Even if I slap it until it's swollen, my face isn't as big as Baowei's." Lin Li missed the point.
"Seems so." Wang Ze nodded upon hearing this, agreeing.
"You two fucking stop it." Zhou Baowei, who was also near Chen Yuying's seat waiting to sign up for the tug-of-war, rolled his eyes upon hearing this, looking like he had been interrupted.
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. When it's PE class, I'll run a bit and you'll see. If it doesn't work, I'll change events." Wang Ze meant well, so Lin Li responded.
There are many events, no rush. 1000 meters, 800 meters, even if he can't do it in his normal state, using the "Hold Poop Talisman" will definitely secure it.
"Okay, then let's run together then." Wang Ze didn't say much more.
Lin Li nodded, then asked Wang Ze:
"By the way, Wang Ze, do you know any sports students who can steadily break the school sports meeting records? The kind who are still in school."
"Yes, a senior in the third year. I'll tell you, he's fucking awesome..." Wang Ze immediately had the desire to talk.
"Really? Can he lift a giant wheel like Lao Ai?" Lin Li interrupted, his eyes curious.
(Translator's Note: Lao Ai was a historical figure famous for his large penis, which he supposedly used to turn a wheel).
Wang Ze: "Who is Lao Ai? Deng Ai?"
Uncultured people can't even catch a meme. Sighing, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze with the eyes of looking at a retard and waved his hand:
"It's nothing, you continue."
"That senior of mine, the current records for the triple jump and long jump for the first and second years of high school were all broken by him last year and the year before. And look, his school record in the second year is already two centimeters more than the current third-year record.
It can only be said that as long as he doesn't make a mistake, this year's third-year record will definitely be refreshed by him.
I heard his university admission is already secure. As long as his cultural score is not lower than 350, he'll definitely get in. If he can get 500, he'll secure a prestigious university. So envious."
Wang Ze continued to introduce, his eyes shining.
We sports students should be like this.
Lin Li frowned slightly.
A formidable opponent.
"Is he good at sprinting? Will he participate in the relay race?" So Lin Li asked.
"Whether he's good depends on how you define it. He doesn't specialize in sprinting, but he'll probably participate. After all, they are all track and field events. We train together usually. Even if he doesn't specialize in sprinting, there probably aren't many in his class who can run faster than him.
Hmm?
If he can steadily break two records, his own position as the number one in the sect would be in suspense. If his class's ranking in the relay race is also higher than his own class's, the number one person in Nansang wouldn't be himself.
"He couldn't possibly participate in the fun events too, right?" Lin Li asked again.
"He definitely won't participate in this. We have training in the afternoon. If we ask for leave because of this, our coach has a very foul mouth and will directly curse our mothers. But why are you asking this? We don't compete with the third years." Wang Ze was a bit puzzled.
The school is not like the system; there is no so-called individual ranking. So indeed, normally, different grades have nothing to do with each other.
"It's nothing, just asking." Lin Li laughed it off, but his brows relaxed a bit.
"Class Rep." Lin Li looked up at the back.
"Yes."
Chen Yuying, who was surrounded by a group of people signing up, stood up upon hearing this, pushed through the crowd to make eye contact with Lin Li, looked at him and asked: "What's wrong?"
"I'm an all-rounder, and I have a passionate heart willing to burn to ashes and shed tears until dry for our Xue Sect. Tug-of-war and such are my inescapable duties, needless to say. Besides that, whatever fun events are short of people, you can put me in.
By the way, if it requires a team of two, put me and Bai Bufan together as a team." Lin Li said.
"Ah, oh, okay." Although a bit strange, Chen Yuying nodded.
"I haven't agreed yet!" Lin Li's voice was not small. Bai Bufan, who was also near Chen Yuying's seat, preparing to take the lead in securing an easy and simple event where losing wouldn't be embarrassing, widened his eyes upon hearing this.
Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li, signaling him to resolve it.
Received.
"Wait a moment, I'll ask now." Lin Li nodded and pulled Bai Bufan out.
Resolved.
Three minutes later, the two returned. The dusty Bai Bufan nodded: "I asked, Bai Bufan has no objections."
Then Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei: "Also, Baowei, we experimented. Even if my face is slapped swollen, it's really not as big as yours."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
You guys can even attack me in passing like this?
"I've noted it down. When the final results are out, I'll tell you all the events you're participating in." Chen Yuying nodded.
"Okay."
Lin Li nodded and snapped his fingers. He would only go this far; he didn't pursue participating in all the entertainment events.
After all, this task of being number one in the sect was just an additional task. If he didn't complete it, so be it.
Insisting on a battle of wits and courage with a third-year senior? Unnecessary. It's not like everything is doubled, why bother overthinking it.
"Lin Li, are you going to participate in any competitive events?" Chen Yuying asked curiously, seeing Lin Li around Wang Ze just now and even now.
"Yes, tentatively the 3000 meters and 1500 meters."
"Ah? Long-distance running sounds so tiring. Are you going to run that?" Chen Yuying was a bit surprised.
"That's right, Class Rep. Remember to see me off when the time comes." Lin Li patted his chest. (Translator's Note: "Song zhong" means to attend upon a dying parent or other senior relative, but here it's used as a pun for "song shui" (deliver water)).
"...You mean deliver water to you." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"Is it water that can go down with three bowls of rice? Then more, more. Yoshi, Miss Chen, I love drinking it very much." Lin Li blinked.
Chen Yuying: "?"
Why did this guy veer off to bathwater again.
—Three bowls of rice was what Lin Li said to them on the third floor when Qu Wanqiu was taking a shower during the National Day holiday. Now it was obvious he was still referring to bathwater.
Blushing slightly, because there were people around, Chen Yuying, who only cursed "super bad pervert Taijun" in her heart, didn't respond to Lin Li and sat down to continue registering everyone's sign-ups.
...
Evening self-study ended, school was over.
Lin Li slipped away very fast again.
First, he went home to change clothes, then took the small gold bar that no longer looked like a bracelet, and Lin Li headed to a gold and silver recycling shop that wasn't too close to his home.
Changing clothes was Lin Li avoiding the trouble that wearing a school uniform might cause, and the shop not being close to home was for the same reason.
Arrived by bike.
The shop wasn't big, the storefront only had two rooms, and the decoration was quite old. The signboard didn't even light up, making it quite inconspicuous at night.
After walking in, Lin Li saw there was already a customer. The boss was talking to her. Anyway, Lin Li wasn't in a hurry, so he waited on the side.
"Boss, add a little more. I checked when I came, the gold price is now 628. Why is your recycling price only 410? You're too shady." The woman complained a bit.
"How many times have I told you, can't you understand? If yours was pure gold, I could recycle it for over 600 for you. Yours is K gold, and it has so many flaws. I can only give this price. If you can accept it, I'll take it. If not, the gold is here, just take it away. Stop dawdling."
The boss seemed to have been haggling with the other party for a long time, so impatient that he didn't even want to do business.
"Oh my, it's not that I'm not selling. Boss, just add a little more, just a little more is fine. There are so many grams, you'll definitely make a lot of profit." The woman was relentless.
"Sigh," the boss sighed, "Customer, can you give me your mom's WeChat, thank you."
"What for?" The woman was a bit puzzled and asked in confusion.
"I'll add your mom." The boss spoke.
(Translator's Note: "Jia ni ma" means "add your mom" but sounds like "fuck your mom").
Woman: "?"
"Fuck!" Lin Li on the side covered his mouth, squatted on the side, unable to hold it in.
He even said thank you, you're quite polite.
And the female customer, who didn't react immediately, visibly turned red with anger like Guo Degang, then became furious, pointing at the boss with trembling fingers: "You, you, you don't respect women!"
"Respecting women is inherently a difficult thing. If you want me to respect, you have to tell me the definition of women. Come, tell me, can women be defined?" The boss took a step forward, his aura imposing.
Woman: "?"
Lin Li: "!"
"Speechless? That's right! Women cannot be defined. I can't select, how can I respect?" The boss was expressionless, pointing at the door: "Are you recycling or not? If not, take your things and leave."
"You, you, you! I wouldn't even sell a dog to you! Guo Nan is really disgusting!" The woman angrily took her K gold and left.
(Translator's Note: "Guo Nan" is a derogatory term for Chinese men).
Lin Li believed that if he browsed the local Xiaohongshu tonight, he would definitely see a diss post about this gold shop.
"Unlucky." The boss looked at the departing woman in disgust, then looked at Lin Li: "Sorry to let you see a joke. Boss, what are you here to recycle?"
Doing business, they really call each other boss.
"Also gold." Lin Li took out the gold bracelet from the other world.
The boss took it, glanced at the clamped bracelet, and before verifying it himself, he spoke: "Already shown it to other peers? If you plan to shop around, forget it. I can only give a normal price here."
He probably thought the cut Lin Li made himself was a mark left by another recycling shop.
"Not yet, yours is the first one, and I'm choosing you, boss! That scene just now, even if I lose a bit, it's worth the ticket price." Lin Li said firmly, "We abstract boys must help abstract boys. This is the innate ability to love people of our Jishuai."
(Translator's Note: "Jishuai" is a slang term for handsome guys, parodying "Jimei" for girls).
Boss: "?"
The boss took an extra look at Lin Li, then walked to the transparent workbench: "I have to cut it, is that okay."
"No problem."
After getting permission, the boss nodded, cut another opening, observed the cross-section, and then sprayed it with a blowtorch for a while.
"No color change, it's pure gold. Your gold is 13.23 grams. You should have weighed it yourself before bringing it. Today's recycling price is 612. Can you accept it?" After confirming the quality, the boss gave a quote.
Fuck.
Lin Li's brain worked rapidly.
A whole—
Then Lin Li found he couldn't calculate it.
Damn, so many decimals and not whole numbers, mental calculation couldn't do it at all.
Fortunately, the boss on the side had already pressed the calculator, and the mechanical voice echoed in the shop: "612 multiplied by 13.23 equals 8096.76."
Fuck!
"Boss, just give me 8100. The rest of the money is my treat, we're all bros!" Hearing this number, Lin Li waved his hand, quite heroic.
Boss: "?"
Boss: "Give me your mom's WeChat too."
Lin Li: "?"
"Sorry boss, I accidentally mistook you for Bufan. Just give me 8090." Lin Li realized belatedly.
Bufan doesn't sound like a good creature.
The boss waved his hand: "No need, let's just go with this price. How do you want the money?"
"Take it with my hands. Forget it, boss, give me a bag, preferably a black one." Lin Li thought for a moment and said.
"I'm fucking asking WeChat or Alipay."
"Oh oh, either is fine."
"Alipay then, give me the code."
"Beep."
"It went through."
No one's life is a complete failure; there will always be countless successful payments.
Looking at the extra eight thousand or so yuan in his balance, a whole twenty or so fleshlights (Grandma Liu mold), Lin Li felt as if he was being massaged by Xiaojing.
Sure enough, people turn bad when they have money.
He suddenly wanted to find Xiaojing for a massage, but unfortunately, whether it was Qingjue Xiaojing or Tianhong Xiaojing, he didn't know where they were now.
Life, ah, is fleeting, fleeting.
Lin Li rode his bike home and immediately started updating his equipment on Taobao based on his previous experience.
This time, Lin Li was no longer frugal.
Counting his savings, leaving two thousand as basic living and emergency expenses, the remaining sixteen thousand was spent clean in just over half an hour.
Although he went bankrupt all at once, there was nothing to feel bad about; they were all necessary investments.
Before he was sure if he had a way to make money, Lin Li didn't dare to spend too much.
Now that making money relying on beautiful ladies has been proven feasible, if he's lucky, he might recoup his investment in one day next week.
The future is promising!
(End of Chapter)