I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 935: catwoman



Vol 2 Chapter 935: catwoman

Wanxiang Tower in Qingdu has been closed.

But in the place where the war has not yet spread, the brothel is open for business normally, and people are welcome.

No matter whether they are prostitutes or prostitutes, they are all prostitutes, and Wanxianglou is extremely welcome.

In the troubled times, the sisters in the brothel are all hard-working people, and they are in the flesh and blood business. Even if they are the vassal kings, after occupying the corresponding city, there is no hard-working woman who is embarrassed to do the flesh business. Under the restraint of the superiors, they pay honestly Drink the flower wine and steal the fragrance while you are busy.

If you visit Wanxiang Lou frequently, you will notice something unusual.

In the past, the girls who were in charge of receiving prostitutes and prostitutes played and sang some sad songs.

Such as "one finger to determine love and hatred in spring and autumn", "happy to meet each other for life", "warm fragrant nephrite jade is in your arms, please don't mess around", or "a bamboo pole fell to ask officials to respect themselves" spread all over the street Alley tunes.

But no, the sisters of this brothel have recently changed their tune and become a little weird.

They first sang some self-composed ditties, compiling the legend of the Qijue Empress 5,000 years ago, which empress punched Nantianmen and kicked Lingxiao Hall.

It sounded heartwarming.

Let all the people in the building ignore the prostitutes and prostitutes, and they all hear red faces and call them awesome.

later,

The tune changes again. It is said that there was once a female general who joined the army on behalf of her father, outperforming many men and winning the eternal fame.

These tunes are catchy, and even rare visitors will occasionally see a shocking scene when they enter Wanxianglou:

A group of gentlemen dressed in gentle, clapping their trumpets with both hands, joined in the fun, and sang loudly together with the sister who was playing and singing on the stage, like a concert.

Some people became curious and asked who composed these songs.

Some people say that these songs are some folklore and cannot be studied.

Some people say that in Nanzhanbuzhou and Xiniuhezhou, some small and wild countries, some women became emperors, and the country embarked on the road of prosperity.

These stories come from other continents, and many people don't know it. They listen to it with gusto and are amazed. They never thought that in an overseas country, there is such a rare thing as a woman becoming an emperor.

In this era, there is a lack of rich after-dinner entertainment activities, and even storytellers in teahouses can usually circle three or five circles. Some people are sipping melon seeds and drinking tea. I heard that they can listen to books for a whole day, which shows how scarce cultural and recreational activities are in this era.

But the stories told by the storytellers are all from the books. Come and go, that's all.

No, when the Wenfeng and Wufeng of the brothel started to grab the storyteller's business and sang the story song instead, the tea customers in the teahouse on weekdays were all a little less, and many people rushed to the Wanxianglou, no For whoring, just to grow knowledge, the atmosphere is increasingly healthy.

In a world of war, only this trivial matter can bring some insignificant fun to the people who are suffering from war.

And in Qingdu.

Although there is no playing and singing by the sisters of Wanxianglou, but here, there are many storytellers who are struggling to survive in the chaotic times.

New stories they learned out of nowhere.

"Long, long, long ago,"

"There is a far away place, beyond Dongsheng Shenzhou,"

"There's a legendary woman there..."

Busy street.

There are barefoot children, chasing and playing.

They passed it on by word of mouth, singing catchy children's songs:

"March three,"

"Go down the Golden Mountain,"

"Daddy cooks, smashes and robs,"

"Smash and rob,"

"The girl beat her in a rage,"

"Hit the boy,"

"Yo!"

"Who says women are not as good as men! Not as good as men!"

"Hee hee hee--"

at the same time.

The Black Shark Gang entered the city on the avenue.

On their carriages, there was a conspicuous sign of the Black Shark Gang, and when people came and went, they did not dare to stand in the way, and they all gave way.

The children who were singing "popular nursery songs" in a group hula all ran away.

On the headed carriage, the woman wearing a light veil, looking at the splendid palace in the distance, stretched out her tender white hand under the veil and licked it gently.

The carriage was shaking, and she laughed crisply from time to time, looking very happy.

"Giggle...meow~"

After entering the city.

The guard strength is the most classic outer tight and inner loose.

in front of the palace gate.

After reporting through layers of reports, the palace maid Ju'er beside the Empress Dowager, orally passed on the Empress Dowager's will:

"The Empress Dowager has an order, please Black Shark to help you enter the Chang'an Palace, and don't stop it!"

Although the maids around the empress dowager have little status in theory, they can be said to be rampant in the palace, and not many people dare to offend easily.

Who doesn't know that Ju'er is the most favored little palace maid of the emperor.

After Ju'er arrived, the guards of the Shenwu Army immediately released him.

"Tap tap..."

The "Thousand Years of Ice" that exudes cold air seems heavy, but when the carriage moves, it looks very light.

The horse who was in charge of pulling the ice was running all the way, but it didn't look like he was walking on the road. Instead, he seemed to be full of energy, and the breath he exhaled was long and powerful.

Ju'er sat beside the masked woman and walked towards Chang'an Palace with the carriage.

on the way,

The two little girls whispered to each other.

"Little Ju'er, why do you look fat again meow!"

"Miaomiao, can you not change your bad habits, Miao Li Miao, don't forget, we are now in the territory of the human race."

"Shh! You're too loud!"

"Bah! Your voice is so loud! Ju'er is about to be **** off by you!"

The two girls were fighting all the way, and it seemed that there was no one else around, but the voices of their conversations could only be heard clearly by the two of them.

The carriage team finally arrived at Chang'an Palace.

A line of carriages stopped in the spacious yard.

The girl who was called Miao Miao by Ju'er was agile and fell from the carriage with a front flip.

The drivers in the rest of the carriages remained motionless.

In fact, if the soldiers who were interrogating in front of Qingdu City Gate could look more closely, they might find that, except for the leading girl, the rest of the carriage drivers looked sluggish and said nothing, as if they were lost. Soullike.

But whether it was because the girl's figure was too bumpy, or because the girl took the initiative to attract the attention of others, the guards in front of the Qingdu city gate and in front of the palace did not notice the strangeness of the rest of the carriage drivers.

"Ju'er, where is the Lord, the Lord, the Lord, meow~?"

Miao Miao's feet fell silently, and she looked left and right, looking for the figure of the empress dowager.

yah-

The door of the confinement hall opened in response, and the pale-faced Empress Dowager Concubine Shu walked out of the hall with a delicate step, dragging a gorgeous dress several meters long behind her.

"Meow! Lord!"

Miao Miao flashed between her body, and afterimages swept out behind her, like a gust of wind. When she blinked again, Miao Miao had come to the Empress Dowager's side, her eyes were closed, and Qiong's nose moved: "It's weird, it's really tasteless!"

"Don't be ridiculous!"

Concubine Shu changed her graceful appearance in front of ordinary people, she tapped Miaomiao on the forehead dumbfoundedly, "If anyone sees it, it's not good."

"What are you afraid of!" Miao Miao shook her head vigorously, and when she shook her head, the veil slipped off inadvertently, revealing a strange face.

The woman's face was covered under the veil. On her fair skin, there was a circle of fine hair. Her mouth was actually in the shape of a "human". On both sides of the strange mouth, there were three straight beards.

"Meow~"

The cat-faced woman put her face against Concubine Shu's arm, as if she was coquettish, and let out a cute cat meow.

When she raised her head again,

Those eyes that were supposed to be the same as ordinary people, suddenly burst out with a strange green light, and in the middle of those emerald-like eyes, a bunch of thin line-shaped beast pupils shrank slightly.

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